Saturday, 25 June 2011

The Senior Officers Meeting...

Yes, you read it right, it's a blog about what we are actually doing here at the Senior Officers Meeting, or SOM for short. Unfortunately I cannot make pictures, since then they'll discover I'm the leak, the mole, the spy... whatever you want to call it. I just call it a writer. Or a reporter who simply takes his chances. Yeah sure, why not. Sounds good.

So, down to business... what is it that we actually do here at the SOM? Well, good question! I'll tell you. Right now, we're all talking, obviously I cannot say what exactly about... it's classified after all. But I can say it's about ----------------- and --------------. Oh damn, I've said too much already.

Also, we're discussing something vitally important. Captain ------------- is talking about -----------. But since it's already public knowledge, I can say that, right? I mean, this isn't going to bring me in trouble, is it?

Let's see, what else. Oh, we're in the section of the meeting where we really get to the secret part. Now, don't tell anyone this, since this can cost me my career if it gets out, but we're talking here about ------ing the -------, in order to --------------- the -------. As you can understand, this is of great importance! Without the -----, the -- and the ------------, the -----------won't be able to -------------!

My goodness, this next news doesn't just involve everyone here at GFC, but all of SL! Or actually, it's worldchanging time! In a nutshell, we're planning to --------------- ----- ----------- --------- --------------- ------ ---------, --------------- ------- ------ ---------- --'-----! --------- ----- ------------ --------- ------------------- ---------... ----------- ---------- --- ----!

Wow... I can't believe I was there to whitness that. I feel like I've become a part of history... and so have you all! This was RoBobby McMillan, a firm believer in the freedom of the press, signing off!

Disclaimer: Of course this was a fake report. We actually talked about champagne and vacuum cleaners. What else did you think we talked about?


  1. I knew you were the kind of peoples who says nothing at all lol

  2. I'll be honest . . . .

    I don't really understand anything you just wrote.

    But, enjoyed it all the same ^^

  3. AHH i understood what was said >.< we are all doomed!!!!!

  4. Great review and thank for being a spy for us..
    we will take this information to fellow crewmen and women *winks*

    was funny and entertaining thank you
    Debbydo xxx